Dear Heather,
I am so glad you are my sister. Even though when we were kids you totally took advantage of how gullible I am. But hey, some of my best memories involve you making me believe crazy things! I love you a whole bunch and I love your super adorable little girl. I hope you like your birthday present, I wish I could have given it to you in person! Miss you!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
? Your C-Star